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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:01

Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Judge extends order suspending Trump’s block on Harvard’s incoming foreign students - CNN
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?
Loons and Moons
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Are you afraid to get married and why?
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?