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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Judge extends order suspending Trump’s block on Harvard’s incoming foreign students - CNN

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Family scapegoats with years of healing: what events or thoughts precipitated your full acceptance of your family's narcissistic dynamic? Can you share your inner thoughts as you reached it? How do we know when we have reached full acceptance?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?

Loons and Moons

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Is Pampano safe to eat?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are you afraid to get married and why?

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?